Some Snark.
The birthday picks for this weekend are a little snarky. Their weapons are sarcasm, eye rolling and in some cases nose twitching. After a hard days week there is nothing better than some thinly veiled judgment or a just raw snark delivered deadpan. So go out with some favorites and dish this weekend in and around our fine borough! Get up, get down, and get into it!
4.15|Thursday
The good people of, ready for it, Pussy Faggot are at it again! This infamous party is one of the most establish/produced gay parties in NYC and its not to be missed. Earl Dax and The Delancy come together to celebrate 10 years of Big Art Group with installations, multimedia and dance chaos. The many levels of this party begin at 8pm with a basement book flaming of Reading For Filth, a literary series where queer writers read about queer sex, featuring famed readers Iconic drag king Trans-Mister, hottie Chadwick Moore and others. Head up the stairs for a vodka happy hour hosted by East Village Boys with a performance by Baby Alpaca at 9pm. Over the course of this wild night there will be performances by comic Marga Gomez, adorable Brooklyn queer band The Fancy, and London’s Ex-GayCowBoy turned classic pianist Ezra Axelrod. Dance floor by Sean B. and Will AutoMagic of Spank and visuals by Charles Atlas and Niknaz. $10 at the door, or $6 if you RSVP rsvp@pussyfaggot.net. Wear good underwear, chances are you’ll be dancing in them by the end of the night.
Celebrity Birthday: Bewitched Star Elizabeth Montgomery was always cleaning up Darin’s mess and fooled everyone but that nosey neighbor.
Drink of Choice: A martini out of thin air with her all too forward mama Endora
4.16|Friday
Big News! Are you a Size Queen? SugarLand’s Hey Queen presents a night of more-to-love GO-GO dancers, performances, and drinks. Queen of Honor: Bevin Branlandingham of Queer Fat Femme and co-hosts Sarah Jenny, Scout, Kitty La Kitty, and Boy Amy Agony bring you a giant party. DJs Sirlinda, Merkin Muffley, and AK-RIGHT with $1 shots all night make for a truly phat time! So grab a bodega sandy and a big back of chips and pre-game with food and friends! Everything is bigger tonight!
Celebrity Birthday: Martin Lawrence has made some pretty snarky movies… Big Mom’s House was full of sassy snark.
Drink of Choice: It’s gotta be hard to drink in a fat suit
4.17|Saturday
The Bell House again! Tonight Hark Salt 99 and DJ Tikka of T.M.J. bring you a spring celebration of new music and global mash-ups. The two bars, adorable lounge in the front and the giant dance floor make having kind of a no brain-er. Both DJs pride themselves on merging underground hip-hop, queer scenes and music from all over the globe into a jump up and down good time. A night of homegrown beats and heavy drinks is a sure fire seasonal hit.
Celebrity Birthday: Spicy Mom Victoria Beckham has enough snark in that severe hair cut than most.
Drink of Choice: A glass of Champagne
4.18|Sunday
Launch of the Sunday Social & Cruise Club will include One-Half Nelson, Jackie Birdy, and others. DJs Nita and Arkady spin La Bottega Café and downtowns famous Maritime Hotel. Every Sunday starting at 4pm this gig is sure to turn into a networking/cruising party for all walks of queer, yay! A perfect end to this weekend madness so all hands on deck and ahoy!
Celebrity Birthday: Conan O’Brien has more than enough material these days to be rude about. His move to TBS is a birthday miracle? Thoughts?
Drink of Choice: Whiskey on the rocks with Letterman
